Unwanted House Guest
Porter and I went out to eat the other night at a fantastic burger joint. Actually we had really been missing Five Guys and Smash Burger from home, but we found Gourmet Burger on our high street. Porter got the Blitzen Burger (looks like Santa is down one reindeer this year, RIP Blitzen), I got a chicken sandwich, then we shared rosemary fries and a nutella shake. It was delicious! In fact, just writing about it has me seeing fries. Anyhow, we had this fantastic evening. We came home, and I walked into the dining room, flipped the light on and looked up on the wall. To my horror this guy(or gal) was hanging out up on the wall. This picture makes it look tiny when it was the biggest spider I have ever seen in the house. It was about 4 inches long I think. In a panicked voice I started yelling for Porter. I didn't want to leave the room in case it ran away. In my head I started chanting my war cry "Me or the S...