5 deadly terms used by women

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5 deadly terms used by women:





  1. Fine - The word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right




  2. Nothing - This means SOMETHING, and you should probably be worried.




  3. Go Ahead - This is actually a dare, not permission, do NOT do it!




  4. Whatever - Bascially means, screw you.




  5. That's okay - She is thinking long and hard How and When you will pay for your mistake




I found this on facebook, and thought it was hilarious! My husband can vouch, I totally use these, and I usually mean what they say!


In other news: I quit my job today (my school year teaching job) scary, I know! More to come on this at a later date. And, do you remember that hula hoop I bought a while back? Porter was filmed testing it out in Target. Well, I'm getting some pretty mad huling skills!

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